Saturday, February 14, 2015

Hello from the Midwest at 1:54 in the morning

Well, hello my lovely friends! Nope, I'm not tipsy. Just a little strange feeling. I'm writing a blog post at nearly two in the morning. And four people are watching me. They're slightly making me nervous. This is basically a post about nothing. Just for fun. I don't like avocados. They make me gag. Whoa, now there are five!! I'm feeling pressured. Maybe I should write some really deep thoughts. Announce my recent engagement. Something like that.

Too bad I'm not actually engaged. Au revoir, my friends. I hope this made you laugh. And not just stare at the page and blink twice and shut it and never read my posts again.

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P.S. There's also weird music coming from someone's pocket. Nobody knows why. If I disappear forever, perhaps that's why...


  1. We did find out where the music was coming from though. So you won't be able to elope and then blame your disappearance on that.


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